So… Ye want t’ be a pirate aye?
Ready to set sail, but carrying too much “BOOTY”?
Keep a weathered eye open matey!
I’ve got a plan for you!
Whether yer a Lad or a Lass
Get ready to fly yer Jolly Roger!
or Walk the PLANK!
X Marks the Spot!
Sorry y’all! I had to!